February 22nd, 2012
NEWScoop: Acid Bombing, Ageism, Michael Berry, Felicia Moon and Juice Box Theft
My Graduation or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Build the Acid Bomb
Three teenagers, two the age of 18 and one at 15, went sorting through mischief and found trouble in Pearland. The end of high school can be an exciting time for a lot of reasons, not one of which should be for the reaction of one strong base when it meets a weak acid inside a plastic bottle. Go play Twister or Cribbage. That’s we did. Visit KHOU for more.
No One Under 15? Better Make it 19
VIDA Tex-Mex Restaurant has a sign outside that prohibits would-be patrons of ages 15 and under from eating there. While you’re exercising ageism, you might as well tack on four years. If the article above is any indication, you’re not safe with 16, 17 or even 18 year olds. You don’t want a lesson in high school science fair chemistry. Visit MyFoxHouston for more.
Michael Berry: Not the High Road, nor the Low, He’s Taken the Crazy Train
Michael Berry continues his spat with the news media as they blow his reported wreck at TC’s Showbar out of proportion. Based on Berry’s heightened reaction, he doesn’t care who blows who or where, just as long you know he didn’t have a hand in it. Visit KHOU for more.
Felicia Moon (Warren Moon’s Ex-Wife) is Denied Affection
Felicia Moon and her significant other, were in a field around Hockley—an area so grossly populated and well known that KHOU’s own reporter misspelled the town’s name as Hawkley. I digress. The couple was engaged in an intimate act when Waller County’s finest caught and arrested them among their Houston Livestock Show & Rodeo Trail-ride camp. Visit KHOU for more.
Cops Charge Fellow Officer With Juice Box Theft
Police officers in Deer Park are taking one of their own to court. Evidence was accrued by taking secret video footage of the defendant rummaging about in the refrigerator. One can only assume that the other officers were putting their wallets and purses next to the cheese and yogurt. Otherwise, why the fuss? I can’t tell you how often my vegemite is quite rudely taken without my consent. Visit MyFoxHouston for more.