August 30th, 2011

NEWScoop: Alligator, Chocolate, Skirts, Stupids and Perry

Fourteen Foot Alligator was Free and Feeding North of Houston
The headline says it all. HOLY SH*T, 1,200 pounds of snapping teeth mouth? We here at the Loop Scoop were a week away from our annual retreat of chicken thigh-tied swimming in Livingston. Good thing the hunters got it. The Visit ABC13 for more on this story.

Human’s Cleverly Justify Poor Nutrition
Chocolate is good for you. There’s a video here on this page that explains why. I didn’t watch it. I just can’t believe that after all of these years of “chocolate zits, chocolate fat, chocolate eyebrows,” that suddenly this delicious treat has health benefits. Boo. Boycott readership. Visit MyFoxHouston for more on this story.

Why Yes, THAT is Me with my Camera Up Your Skirt
An ungentleman, scoundrel, man of indecency, was caught capturing images up a women’s garments. Enough said. He shan’t be allowed in society again—at least not for six months. Visit KHOU for more on this story.

I A&M With Stupid
Texas A&M announced at Monday night’s Mixer that it was OVA between it and the Big 1?. Rumors have swirled. It’s likely that A&M will go the SEC, raising the grade point average and lowering football competition. Visit ABC13 for more.

Liberals Remove Heat Dome as Perry Weakens Over Land
This week promises highs that do not reside in the hundies. No, this is not meteorological. Unpopular news has come out about governor Rick Perry. The Left is feeling generous. Visit MyFoxHouston for more on this story.

Paul / Richard

— The Loop Scoop

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