January 27th, 2012

NEWScoop: Cheerleader Scoop, I Oppose Your Opposition, Yogi People Problems, Weekend Jams and Stealerette

The Big Lead: Famous Cheerleaders(?)
Leave it to Houston’s only daily to break the big stories… This afternoon, Chron readers get a healthy helping of bold and beautiful: Famous cheerleaders! Now that’s the stuff scoops are made of (also of note: chocolate sprinkles, boxer puppies and scotch). Visit Chron.com for more.

Two Oppositions Equal Pipeline Proposition
“You oppose my pipeline? Well, I oppose you opposing it. So there!” Politics truly do make the world go round… in endless circles like a dog chasing its tail. Bill Archer stands up against Barack Obama standing up against the Keystone XL oil pipeline.  Someone had to. Visit MyFoxHouston for more.

Yogi People Problems
A dress code instituted at Memorial High School had the student population in revolt. The new terms outlaw yoga pants from a student’s choices of appropriate leg wear. Some classmates fought back by wearing said pants. Egads! It’s not so much a sit-in as it was a downward-dog-in. Visit KHOU for more.

Move Over Rush Hour, Here Comes the Weekend Traffic Jams
Not content in only making your rush hour commute hellacious, Houston’s upping the ante for the weekend drives as well. Watch out for your local road and lane closure. Driver beware. Visit KTRK for more.

Give That Man Some Nicorette
Addictions are difficult to deal with. Trust me, I know. But going out and stealing $2,400 in cigarettes is harbinger of a real problem. Get that man into counseling. He has some serious issues to deal with. Visit KHOU for more.

— Paul


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