September 27th, 2011

NEWScoop: Ex-KGB and Death Fish, Dogs n’Food, Alliterations, NASA Falling Short, and a Ripple in Time

Ex-KGB Introduce Death Fish into our Water
As NASA begins to slow in our race to space, so will our pace in the race for the oceans. Long gone are the Cold War games of submarine chess. With the USSR disbanded, some rogue agents have begun planting piranas  in the major shipping lanes of our great nation. Putting out an APB for Kiefer Sutherland. Visit HoustonChronicle for more on this story.

All Dogs on Deck
Provided restaurants follow specific dog sanitation guidelines, you can expect to see lots of fur around your food the next time you dine outdoors at certain “dog friendly” establishments. Dogs at bars, fine. Dogs at coffee shops, sure. Dogs at the restaurant, I don’t get it. Visit SwampLot for more on this story.

How Many Alliterations Can We  Hope to Have Here?
Helicopter hunting hooligans hang from the sky as they hunt hundreds of happy hogs. That’s legal now. The state made it so. Visit MyFoxHouston for more on this story.

NASA Falling Short of Every Science Fiction Time Line for Earth’s Space Travel
NASA has released an image of the new space capsule they’ll be using for deep space exploration. Someone’s been dipping in the Apollo Program’s cookie jar. Further more, they’re hoping for a trip to an asteroid by 2025 and Mars in the 2030’s. FYI, Stargate had the Prometheus by 2005 and Star Trek had the Enterprise by 2051. Visit Abc13 for more on this story.

Auto Parts Store or Ripple in Time
This one begs the question, did the creation of the auto parts store create the need for an accident? Or did the accident create the need for the auto parts store? Seeing that one is cause and the other effect, what can we surmise from this instance in time, where the two actions are indiscernible. Find your constant. Things could get strange. Visit ABC13 for more on this story.

Richard / Paul

— The Loop Scoop


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