May 15th, 2012

NEWScoop: Journey to the Center of the Earth, Stripper Run, Epic Party Busted, Freedom Over Texas and Booty Shots

Brendan Frasier Filming in Fort Bend
The upcoming Journey to the Center of the Earth 3 will be set in Fort Bend. Searching to get back to reality, crews for the movie have begun to dig a bit to… you guessed it… the center of the earth. “Believability is key,” said the director who refused to be named in conjunction to the flick. Visit Chron.com for more.

Stripper on the Run
Pocahontas has taken to the woods as police search for the accused murderer. You know what? That doesn’t sound like a terrible detail to be on if you’re an officer. Enjoy the chase, fellas. Visit MyFoxHouston for more.

Epic Underage Party Epically Busted
The good times came to an end abruptly as 300 party-goers were treated to the arrival of the Kingwood policia. The thrower of said party was arrested and charged with enabling his peers with alcohol. But we’re pleading for amnesty in this case. Look at that vest. Does it say, “I’m a misdemeanor offender”? Of course it doesn’t. Visit YourHoustonNews for more.

The Fireworks at Night Will Be Big and Bright
It’s time to get amped up for the Fourth of July. Along with the usual fireworks display over Buffalo Bayou, Houston’s bringing in Billy Currington and Sara Evans to help us celebrate. Now, if I just knew who those two were… Visit KTRH.com for more.

The Booty Shot Chronicles
The long, drawn-out process of the Roger Clemens trial continues… and continues to get more lurid. Apparently, our hero, the Cy Young winning pitcher wasn’t too good at “the booty shot” according to Brian McNamee. ┬áThis is a detail I’m sure we could have all done without. Visit Click2Houston for more.

— Paul

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