August 10th, 2011
NEWScoop: Misbehaving Machines, Jewelry, and Hidden Beauty
Bandits Loose in Neighborhoods that End With Oaks, McCallisters Back from France Early
Break-ins are on the rise in the safest of safeties—neighborhoods that end with Oaks. HPD is currently consulting with Macaulay Culkin. Visit KHOU for more on this story.
Dumpy the Dumptruck Cries Stranger Danger, Punches Wall
Mr. Tow was escorting his son home after catching him in acts of vandalism and theft. In a tantrum, Dumpy broke free from his father, causing destruction in his wake. Visit ABC13 for more on this story.
Prospector Trade on the Rise, Gold Found in Jewelry Boxes
With the rise of gold prices and unpredictability of the markets, savvy entrepreneurs have foreseen profit potential. Visit KHOU for more on this story.
Land of Pears Removes Glasses, Revealing Hidden Beauty
Like Lanie Boggs, Pearland fools the unsuspecting. Thanks to Zack Siler, or the Scenic City Certification Program, as the case may be, true identities have been outed. Visit YourPearlandNews for more on this story.
Transformers Abuse Viagra, Humans Forced to Clean Up Mess
A human was operating a large semi when its trailer unexpectedly rose up, destroying a sign over the North Freeway. Whether the human or machine will be reprimanded remains in debate. Visit Click2Houston for more on this story.