February 28th, 2012

NEWScoop: Reporters, February Mosquitoes, Maggots, God and a Sleeping TXU

Reporters Prove Triple Non-Threats
A few members of the Channel 2 news crew hopped on the Smash bandwagon and attended a Broadway boot camp presented by TUTS. Wholesome morning show style fun abounded. “Oh my goodness, I can’t even take this first step right.” Methinks the meteorologist doth protest too much. Now this, this is quality news, people. Visit Click2Houston for more.

It’s Too Early for this Sh*t
So you’re standing outside and you find yourself slapping pests from your arms. No biggie. This is Houston. That ticking movement of eviscerating bugs beneath our palms is the unofficial dance mob move of our city. But then it dawns on you – it’s only February! For the love of all that’s holy, it’s only February! Spring, Summer and Fall weren’t enough. Now mosquitoes are out to ruin the last tolerable season. Visit Click2Houston for more.

The Only Maggot Here Seems to be the Convicted
Fourteen years after the fact, a man on death row is apparently trying to use maggots as a way to get a new trial and escape the needle. That’s funny. The family of Melissa Trotter blamed a maggot for the death of their little girl a decade and a half ago. Coincidence? Visit MyFoxHouston for more.

God is Bigger Than Basketball
Can we say the same for football? (Hint: No.) Kudos to the Beren Academy for sticking up for what they believe in. The playoffs can wait. God can’t. Visit Chron.com for more.

TXU Not Suspicious of Twelve Fraudulent Addresses
When accounts are NOT verified for the start of utility services, something like this might go unnoticed. TXU customers beware, they were ranked Numero Uno for customer unsatisfaction. This poor guy had to find that our the hard way. Visit MyFoxHouston for more.

— The Loop Scoop


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