January 9th, 2012

NEWScoop: Texans Blood, 2012 Rodeo Performers, Batman Factory Fire, Wade Phillips, and Jet Ski Action

Texans Ain’t Got Time to Bleed With the Ravens Up Next
The Texans impressively gored the Bengals, 31-10. Yay! Stop celebrating. The Baltimore Ravens are up next on Sunday, the 15th, in Baltimore. *Terrell Suggs, of the Ravens defense had seven words for Texans quarterback T.J. Yates, “If it bleeds, we can kill it.” Look alive, Yates-y. Visit KHOU for more.

The 2012 Houston Rodeo List of Performers is Public
That is all. Visit MyFoxHouston for more.

Batman to Blame After Chemicals Catch Fire in Houston Warehouse
At the site of former Axis Chemicals, a vat of acid caught fire and overtook the building that housed it. No witnesses have come forward. It is suspected that the warehouse was being used as a base of operations for suspected crime boss, Jack Napier. It’s currently under investigation. Visit KHOU for more.

Wade Phillips Doesn’t Like Success
Coach Phillips badly wants to reassert himself as a mediocre head coach, instead of continuing his reign as a premiere Defensive Coordinator. WTF? “I’ve had very few losing seasons as a head coach…” Uhh, that statement seems pretty flimsy with an 82-61 record. Visit MyFoxHouston for more.

Thunderstorms Roll in and Flood Streets, Break Out the Jet Skis
Streets are flooded. The power is out at some 16,000 residences. “Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together… mass hysteria!” In the midst of it all, check out Fox Houston’s list of FLOODED STREETS. Find a boat. Turn that frown upside down. That street is half full, my friend. Visit MyFoxHouston for more.

*May or may not be true.

— The Loop Scoop

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