February 27th, 2012

NEWScoop: The Man in Black, a Great Sensation, Billy Crystal and a Crewman Calls to Its Master

In a Sea of White, He’s Wearin’ Black
The abundance of sullen stories unfolding in Houston today is a reminder that we’ve still a long way to go. Those news headlines are as follows: Man Guns Down His Family and Then Himself, Women Beaten to Death in Home, Man Shot as He Answers Front Door, 19-Year Old Hits Cops With Car—the list goes on. That’s only one news outlet. Visit KHOU for more.

The Great Texas Warrant Round Up
Why bother trying to top that headline? It’s big. It’s dramatic. It’s sensationalism. Visit KHOU for more.

Who the F*#k is Billy Crystal?

That’s Billy Crystal. That’s Meg Ryan.
And for future reference, that’s Eddie Murphy below. He and Ratner can’t hold out forever.

Visit TheChron for more.

Like “The One Ring”, Carnival Crewman Wants to be Found
One member of the Carnival cruise ship, Magic leaped overboard into the dark waters of the Gulf of Mexico. He had a life vest and blinking strobe light; this evidence would suggest that he was simply going for a swim, albeit an ill advised one. Visit ABC13 for more.

— The Loop Scoop


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