February 24th, 2012

NEWScoop: Toilet Fountain, Plane Crash Land, Lent Tattoo, Sexting and I Don’t Know

“The thing that comes out from your behind.”
That’s what it smells like in two Houston homes right now. In other words, it smells like a fews days’ old waste stored and released from many a rectal cavity. This is what happens when city workers send sewage into oncoming traffic—a one way street you never want to violate. Visit KHOU for more.

Fly? Yes. Land? No
Yes, we’ve used this reference before and we’ll continue to bring in the I.J. every time a small plane makes a crash landing. It’s the horse and carriage of aviation jokes. Just ask your pilot friends. By the way, no one was hurt. Visit MyFoxHouston for more.

Tattoos Tell the Tale
Members of the Ecclesia Church in Montrose are coming away from this Lenten season with more than a few viceless months. They’ll meet Easter and every day after that with inked skin depicting the 10 Stations of the Cross.  Visit KHOU for more.

Robert Langdon Wrestles With Sexting
Sexting seems to be old hat as far as mischievous behavior goes. The authorities caught on. Teens and probably not-teens have found new ways to evade those that don’t condone the act. KHOU brought in top code breakers to decipher messages such as GYPO, GNOC and CU46, exposing the racket. Visit KHOU for more.

Texas Can’t Read So Good
I don’t know what the article said. Visit TheChron for more.

— The Loop Scoop


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