October 26th, 2011

NEWScoop: Unlicensed Plates, Monikers, Groceries, Warrants and Punny Pun Puns

Bronze Monuments? OK. License Plates? No  Way.
Gotta love some political jockeying. Leave the confederate symbols on public buildings, but you private citizens can’t have some for yourself. There’s nothing else to say. This is just silly. Oh, one thing. Way to spell “Vehiclews.” Visit Chron.com for more.

Why Not “Sunglasses Bandit” or “Dark Polo Hat Bandit?”
If you happen to rob banks for a living, might I offer some advice? Stash that wedding ring for the foreseeable future. Yes. Risk the ire of the missus so that you won’t get caught by the FBI. It will be worth it. You don’t want to be associated with the moniker. Visit ABC Local for more.

Snappy Mosquito Stings Snapped by Cold Snap, But Still Stings Also
Pun pun pun pun cold pun pun mosquito pun pun swarm pun lows in the pun 40s pun pun. Visit KHOU for more.

Grocery Stores are People Too
I wonder if Arne’s or Party Boy got a $2,500,000 incentive to set up shop. Lord knows there isn’t enough money in the Heights to support a Kroger. Good thing Houston’s shelling out the cash up front to make it happen. Now, let’s talk about that WalMart… Visit Chron.com for more.

Lock the Lady Up
“Were you raised in a barn?!” That’s the typical, facetious question asked by parents when their children mess up the house. These kids aren’t even afforded that luxury from their high-as-a-kite, abandoning mother. Sheesh. Visit MyFoxHouston for more.

— The Loop Scoop


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