August 15th, 2011

NEWScoop: Vampires, Tunnels, Brixx, and Mud Holes

Growling and Hissing, a Vampire Strikes in Galveston
A 19 year old male, in the midst of bloodlust broke into an apartment complex this morning just before sunrise. The FBI is being brought in for further investigation. Visit KHOU for more on this story.

Houston’s Tunnel Through the Earth Neighbor is?
Somewhere in the Indian Ocean with Great White Sharks and Portuguese Man-of-War. It’s not China. Visit MapTunnel for more on this story.

Man Tries to Get into Brixx and Dies
An unknown gentleman was seen at Brixx after hours, attempting entry. Brixx’ manager witnessed the act via a video imaging device and arrived shortly after to intercept the man. Visit MyFoxHouston for more on this story.

Happy Horse Helped to Higher Hay Heaven
After the water finished falling from the clouds over the weekend, there was much mud. With the use of tow ropes and farm equipment one lucky horse was pulled from an unlucky mud hole. Visit MyFoxHouston for more on this story.

And in related news…

Texas A&M Stuck in Big 1? Mud Hole
The Southeastern Conference to A&M, “High standards in academics have no place here. We have enough tradition. Bring something else to the table.” Visit MyFoxHouston for more on this story.

Paul / Richard

— The Loop Scoop


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